Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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