How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Do plants get herpes?
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