That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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