I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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