The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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