Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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