love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
