nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
As shirtless as possible
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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