reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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