im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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