So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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