ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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