If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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