i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
if only i could text you this smell
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
