So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The adults are the big ones right?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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