her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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