your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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