At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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