yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
