So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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