there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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