I CAN MOONWALK!
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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