jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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