is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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