Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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