$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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