Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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