$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You were trust falling into bushes
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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