smell my finger.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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