I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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