guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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