If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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