She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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