Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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