You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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