Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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