it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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