You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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