how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I think I just sharted jello shots
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