You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think my fart just growled at me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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