she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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