She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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