He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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