I cockslap morals
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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