i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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