i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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