Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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