I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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