he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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