i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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