The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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