You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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