people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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